I think I need a trinity, y'know? A parallel trinity.
God the father = flying cars
Jesus Christ = pneumatic tubes
the Holy Spirit = monorails
Yes, I think I can announce this at the next council, at which point the different permutations can all be weighed, and heretics given swirlies. Yep, I wrote this.
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Oh, if only Bill Maher had known about your religion before he made his movie ...
He would have been converted.
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