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Today I performed in a puppet show. The police officer on my left hand was Balthazar, and the construction worker on my right was Melchior. Virgie played Caspar, an anonymous Bethlehemite, a rich woman, a sheep, and Mary the Mother of God/Eternal Queen of Heaven. What a woman.

I wonder if we could help fill the pews by doing one of these every week. Damn, they're a lot of work, though. I wouldn't do it unless they agreed to pay us a percentage of the increase over the average offering for that time of year. Hmmm... I guess there's no way to ensure that Virge and I are really the ones to credit.

While we're on the subject of things, here's a recipe for sauerkraut with bananas: http://www.theonion.com/articles/shitty-graffiti-artist-captures-19yearold-girls-he,26859/. No, dammit! That's an Onion article. Here's the recipe: http://www.worldcook.net/Cooking/MainCourse/MC-FrysianSauerkraut.htm Altogether now...Yuck. Thank God the Frieslanders (my ancestors) are known for their horses and practically nothing else.

Well, time to clean up after Twelfth Night and get ready for my week in San Diego. Goodbye.